Setting: Mom's church after service
Mom: (to random lady I don't know) this is my daughter
Random lady I don't know: oh! It's nice to meet you
Me: nice to meet you
Random lady I don't know: you looked chubby
Me: excuse me?
Random lady I don't know: you're not as fat as the pictures I had seen of you. Have you been on a diet since you had your baby?
Me: ...
